"Your cat is so beautiful! Does she bite?" The cat:

And my favorite word is "clipped" (☞⌐▀͡ ͜ʖ͡▀ )☞

Mommy telling Daddy to just go for is how that mistake happened I bet (¬‿¬)

I can recommend a good conductor for Rambley's Railroad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sapphy's favorite horror (and possibly romance) movie

Parkour Queen becomes Diving Queen

If Sapphy was a bottom with a pp she'd be surprised at her options I bet ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your mom's coffee is strong enough to raise the evil dead!

oh~my~~~ is Daddy gonna whip out her... oh, kiss her, that'd work yeah ( ° ͜ʖ °)

Malak

Solving a sad mans problems

Sneeze Compilation Entry #0852

DadAstra tries to steal the "Mommy" title

I know I'm a real gem but come on (ㆆ ᴗ ㆆ)

I think more games could use ASMR settings

"...and that's how I met your mother" -DadAstra maybe

Why do bad boys always gets the girl (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Minesweeper any% speed suck

I always love going to your mom to get me going in the morning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not the worst way I've seen someone give the finger to a new employee

Damn girl! Nice Twitch Integrated Throwing System (☞⌐▀͡ ͜ʖ͡▀ )☞

More fine additions to my collection of ... stuff ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ )

DaddySapphy or MommySleepin?

Is this the bad ending or the best ending (¬‿¬)

God: "Imma be 100% straight wit you... I'm so here for you even if you don't 'bi' it (・ω<) "

Weird, they normally don't choke until after the order ships

I showed KitsuneDad the popular sneeze clip

I love how both my girldads are absolute queens (๑💗ᗜ💗)

Forget boys, acquire wife

This game is almost as scawy as popup ads... AAHHHH!

When mom leaves the kids alone with dad for a minute

Sapphy wants your nuts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Time for some heart-pounding dates with some bad bad boys ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

Checking out people's privates, uh, areas (¬‿¬)

The deadly squirrel hunting technique of pretending to be fixing dead headphones

Ok, Mommy~ (┐「ε:)

At least he tried asking for coffee before resorting to penetration (・ω<)

Now THATS a man who can get your heart pounding! (๑💗ᗜ💗)

Sapphy takes Ghostface's vcard.... sort of

I wish someone would feed me cookies, throw me on the bed, and slap me (ɵ̥̥ ˑ̫ ɵ̥̥ )

She's like the Henry Ford of corpse disposal!