That's how you open that door?! REALLY?

1HP and a Dream!

Oh shiiiii----

Brian's Concerning Stare

"I'm not being chased, I promise!"

A Tankmain Tries to Sneak

I Am Not Displeased with This Turn of Events

It's been nice knowing everyone

PIRATE SAID TRANS TAG NOW

Ultros

Here is your Viscount

F**king D**k Bag McA**f**k TERF Streamer 2000

THORDAK HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Apparently, I sing when I get nervous.

Pirate shows off his NCA Blanket

Chase down Vegeta with a car!

There's a lot of fisting

Called it!

I SAID NO SMOKING

"Muddle the Rosemary sprig..."

Fishing is a calming activity

Correct Opinions and Sharlayan... Ahem

I should put this in my dating profile

THE EARS

Restless Memories

He Came Here to Bone Up!

Doppler Effect: A Demonstration

Well sh*t.

The Unknown Seaman! With an A!

Some Real-Life Throwing Ability

Don’t touch the egg

Man With a Machine Gun!

...cats.

The Painting Pirate - || (he/him) Alien: Isolation. WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF !subgoal !donate

I really, really hate jump scares...

Balloons said NO

Ship Mother! Coming to AO3 This Fall

Ridiculous statements that make sense

Some people pay for that

Reader, Pirate Was Not The Only One Who Saw It

Can I yell that in real life?

oh heck yeah. oh no I can cause so much chaos with that...

This is what comes of not reading the recipe first

Famous Last Words

Just hangin around

La-Sanya…?

Wall of Skittles: DEFEATED

Sanya Holds Pirate Hostage

Just don't....

I FELL FOR IT TWICE

When they do put them in, they get you...

Space Lawyer (and the Pirate's Happy Place)

The soothing tones of one Painting Pirate

I may not be a good chef but...

WTF ...

"That's some Bullsh*t..." Oh wait

It's Greg Time!

One Fear!

I've got fire! Oh that's a wolf. Oh no.

Victor Does a GREAT Smokey Eye

The completion of #YeetGiovanni2020

Preheat what?

Jumpscare! For a Good Cause

Did you see that?!

Say hello to your loving fans

We made it! I get to record smut now!

The Boots Don't Save It

Aria Plays Keep Away

TFW You Need Your Older Friends To Explain Game Dialogue??

Killed by an ox

Cannon Time!

The Big Well-Lit Area

Slept like a what??

Just a Casual Snowman Mount, Going For a Hop

Val tests Gravity

we need a gif of this face journey

The Painting Pirate - || (he/him) #Fallout36 - 36 hours of Fallout 76 for Black Girls Code (Day 1) !donate !bgc

I'm the best at puzzles.

aprilinthebranches' beautiful mind

Well, Actually

Trap Experiments

Pirate Zone Activated

The Painting Pirate - || (he/him) Mini Painting - Tiefling Cleric from Dungeons & Diversity !donate !blm

Amazing user name

Kiros Pan shadow has been let loose

Dorian, Get UP.

Yay, our horse is okay.

End of ThedasElcor's Monologue

camera angles are important

Has guns, uses pick axe

Crime Scene

Two Types of People

Sanya is not a very helpful painting assistant...

Thanks, Internet (Pirate is Not Sorry)

Pirate got Claus'd

I Just Work Here (aka the Candy Defense)

shakey shakey

The Sheer Joy of Their Terror

I called it!