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[24HR BDAY STREAM] 🤪 What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a boxer? A heavyweight champion of desserts! 🤪

🤪 I don't wanna party like it's 1999. I wanna grocery shop like it's 1999! 🤪 [18+]

[24HR BDAY STREAM] 🤪 What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a boxer? A heavyweight champion of desserts! 🤪

🤪 Why was the broom late for work? It overswept.🤪

oh hi mr myers

bring a smile

🤪 I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word! 🤪

🤪 I'd like to shout out sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!🤪

🤪 I'd like to shout out sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!🤪

🤪 I'd like to shout out sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!🤪

🤪 I'd like to shout out sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!🤪

🤪 Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? There are too many ears all around🤪

So Close yet...WOOT THERE WE GO!

[24HR BDAY STREAM] 🤪 What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a boxer? A heavyweight champion of desserts! 🤪

🤪 Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over! 🤪

🤪 What do clouds wear beneath their pants? Thunderwear!🤪

[24HR BDAY STREAM] 🤪 What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a boxer? A heavyweight champion of desserts! 🤪

[24HR BDAY STREAM] 🤪 What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a boxer? A heavyweight champion of desserts! 🤪

[24HR BDAY STREAM] 🤪 What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a boxer? A heavyweight champion of desserts! 🤪

[24HR BDAY STREAM] 🤪 What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a boxer? A heavyweight champion of desserts! 🤪

🤪 I don’t want to be friends with Dracula anymore, he’s such a pain in the neck!🤪

[24HR BDAY STREAM] 🤪 What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a boxer? A heavyweight champion of desserts! 🤪