kwispyquackers

Trying to tickle someone be like:

KwispyTilted

What If?!

I'm a whiny little b____

Coaster Explosion :O

When a customer is an A Hole to Kwisp

KwispySmack

Hips Don't Lie

What Kwispy Wishes For

GA FUQIN DAMMIT

Because.

KwispyObserve

No Context is Best Context

I'm... on the roof?

bread disclaimer:

Pyrotechnics

Lets colour a butterfly on our face!

Woody's Secret?!

The Rare Bomb Plant

IT'S THE FREAKIN' WEEKEND, BABY!!

Kwispy Quack

Definitely Not Counterfeit

KwispyEmbarrassed

NOT "The Move"

this is concerning

Forced out of the closet??

What did the tuna say after the job interview? Thanks for the oppor-tuna-ty.

How does a scarecrow answer the phone? Hay there! | !fish

Why did the miner become a chef? He was great at dishing out the ore-derves.| !fish

DID IT!

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when they are milking cows? Udder nonsense! | Ducks In a Row farm!

ayo

Let’s celebrate my housewarming. Could you also bring a house? | Wine and Die do Ladies Night! @misssnakebites @medusakai

Look at me. I am the bully now. | !fish

RIP puppy

Arson is my favorite crime

You know who it is? ITS CORN

banana experiment

RIP items

This.. is. BREADA

Perfect timing

There's gotta be something else that gets me over there...

The Ultimate Meow

What happens if you wear a radioactive belt? (You end up with nuclear waist) [first playthrough]

I think he's gone insane

Private Discord of chaos (keywords upon keywords)

I’m wheelie into motorcycles – they have a special place in my heart! | !fish

Chicken alternatives

sombrero girl

I saw a pig with laryngitis. He was disgruntled. | !fish

Why did the miner become a chef? He was great at dishing out the ore-derves.| !fish

Kwisp wants Henry Cavil

I really do wonder

What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? Finally, I'm brieeee! !fish

What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie? A chick flick.

Kids in general

NO

What happens if you wear a radioactive belt? (You end up with nuclear waist) [first playthrough]

Look at me. I am the bully now. | !fish

Seattle Seafood Meats

This wood ain't so little anymore.

Bread puns are super crumby. | !fish

Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out. | Spooks with @axiomrunner @misssnakebites and @heddurr !

My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles. [first playthrough] | !sr

The lift is the best part of a roller coaster. The rest is mostly downhill.

I saw a pig with laryngitis. He was disgruntled. | !fish

What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny. | !fish

Ranger = Truck. Got em

Hands Rated E for Everyone

tfw your space is full Sadge

I was going to tell an electrical joke, but it was too shocking. | !fish [first playthrough]

My cat is going down in hiss-story as the best cat ever. | !fish

What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? Finally, I'm brieeee! !fish

Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out. | Spooks with @axiomrunner @misssnakebites and @heddurr !

Evil Laugh

I’m wheelie into motorcycles – they have a special place in my heart! | !fish

Why does bread hate hot weather? It just feels too toasty. | !fish

Was out for dinner with a scarecrow the other night, but he didn’t eat much. He was already stuffed.

Did you know chickens make great musicians? They have their own drumsticks! | !fish

I like big putts and I cannot lie | Wine and Die do golfing @axiomrunner @misssnakebites

Highlight: What happens when a closet goes into battle? It turns into a wardrobe | @axiomrunner @misssnakebites

What do you call a radioactive cow? A mooootant. [first playthrough] | !sr

Bread puns are super crumby. | !fish

How do you celebrate a big win in a Tiny Glade? With a mini parade! | Tiny Glade Demo then Supermarket Together w/ @iamhardkoreharry | !fish

Why did the miner become a chef? He was great at dishing out the ore-derves.| !fish

Highlight: What happens when a closet goes into battle? It turns into a wardrobe | @axiomrunner @misssnakebites

Why did the turnip break up with the potato? It couldn’t handle the starch differences! | !fish

They say I was once human, but I think I’m just a glitch in the matrix. | !fish

[DROPS ON!] Going to make these chapaas into delicious chappa-tizers. | !fish

What do you call a radioactive cow? A mooootant. [first playthrough] | !sr

Ava had a bad infection last week, but it's getting better every day - talk about a 'recovery' story! | !fish

*chefs kiss*

want some corn?

Highlight: I'm on the roof..?

I took up scuba diving, but I couldn’t handle the pressure.

Why does bread hate hot weather? It just feels too toasty. | !fish