Sour Apple Smoothie

I made some fish tacos, but they just ignored them and swam away.

Good weed, good people, good vibes <3

Ali growls at Lady

Who else indeed...

b00b tube

ask bauer to read urban dictionary meanings

How do you know a man is about to say something smart? He starts his sentence with "A woman once told me..."

How did Lady do that?

Judy

What do you call Snoop Dogg in a hot air balloon? Higher than usual!

Hosted <3

dodge

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!

Dad taught me how to park the bike

The point of no return!!!

Relationships are a lot like farts. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

Popping my GIVEAWAY CHERRY! type !troylikesmen in chat to enter

Welcome to the Lady Lair!

1st Official "Shoot Troy"

OOooooh yeass!

I just took my Plan B with Redbull.... That baby's getting wings one way or another.

When you have a clap light in your bedroom, rough sex turns into a rave!

winner!

Being passively warned

All jokes are funny with the proper delivery. Except abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

Hey LOOK! A Parking Spot!!!

When Jimmy Joe the Horse Hoe has had enough.

That was cute ;)

My whole family is worried about Grandpa's Viagra addiction. Grandma is taking it particularly hard.

<3Live from The Lady Lair<3

Hanging out in Night City!

OFFROAD in the Caliburn

Rogue

UGH! Can it be my weekend yet?

It's time for zee killings!

MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, all our problems start with men.

The confidence was strong with this one.

Another one bikes the dust

wtf?

MerchPurch!

lmfao

I'm thinking of taking up ventriloquism, it would be a really fun way to fuck with the gynecologist.

The cops are asking for help finding the guys who stole a truckload of Viagra. They're looking for a group of hardened criminals.

Cyberpunk inspired T-shirt design in progress! Twitch Storm raid tonight, hang out for a chance to win ACR

Home from work early! More time for Cyberpunk!

A friend suggested horse manure on my strawberries.... I'm not doing that again, I'll stick to whipped cream.

<3 Don't Worry ;)

Yule in Ravensthorpe!

I do my own stunts!!!

loony

Puffin Hunt

'It's raining men' and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are the same song, just from different perspectives.

If you can smoke weed and STILL run faster than everyone else, you deserve TWO gold medals!

torched

I was at a restaurant and noticed my waitress had a black eye, so I ordered very sloooowly because she obviously doesn't listen.

queeeens back

Still Got It!

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, don't ask how they got in there!

Woops LUL

What are a kidnapper's favourite kind of shoes? White Vans.

let me carry that with my head

River

Horses be trippin' out here

Watch out, that car has a KILLER security system

Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.

work child finally being acknowledged

oops!

Mr. Stabby

My friend's dog died so to cheer him up I got him an identical one. He screamed at me "WTF am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

I made some fish tacos, but they just ignored them and swam away.

The best thing about dating a vampire is that they need permission to come inside.

Jackie now is not the time for yoga!!!

Job well done

Go home roach, you're drunk!

Back to Night City!

I do my own stunts!!!

...

Don't Drink and Horse

Aquabike

Words Are Hard

The best thing about dating a vampire is that they need permission to come inside.

soda or pop

Getting an erection does not count as personal growth.

Birthday Bash Shot-nanigans! ***GIVEAWAY! !ladylairlove to enter! 1 prize per day from May 20- May 26!***

I bought some shoes from my drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

What's better than pansies on your piano? Tulips on your organ!

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, don't ask how they got in there!

Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do.

A cop just knocked on my door and said my dog was chasing a guy on a bike. I told him he was mistaken, my dog can't ride a bike!

I'm emotionally constipated, I haven't given a 💩 in days.

Home from work early! More time for Cyberpunk!

24hr Lasers of Love Lady Lair Loot-a-thon!!!! type !judyisbae for your chance to win!